8th Annual St.Lawrence River Walleye Challenge
On the lighter Side...
A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years
of marriage . When asked what the problem was, the wife
went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every
problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been
married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of
intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved, and
unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she
had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient
length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the
desk and, after asking the wife to stand, he embraced
and kissed her passionately. The woman shut up and
quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist
turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife
needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"
The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I
can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on
Fridays, I am either hunting or fishing, depending on
what season is in!
One day a man went into the dentist's to get a
tooth pulled. When the dentist told him he needed to
give him some anesthetic he refused. The dentist told
him this again and he refused saying "I have experienced
the 2 worst pains in the world I don't need anesthetic".
So the dentist pulled the tooth and the guy just sat
there and didn't even flinch. When he was done the
dentist says to the man "What were those pains ?". The
guy says "the first when happened while i was out
hunting, I squatted down to take a crap and got my
gonads caught in a bear trap". The dentist asks him what
the second one was and the guy says "when I reached the
end of the Chain"
The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to
room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided
it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the
whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy
slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning
with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They
said, 'Man, what happened to you? He said, 'Bob
snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all
night.'
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the
morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all
bloodshot. They said, 'Man, what happened to you? You
look awful!' He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof
with his snoring. I watched him all night.'
The third night was Pete's turn. Pete was a big burly
ex-Navy man; a man's man. The next morning he came to
breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.' Good morning,'
he said. They couldn't believe it! They said, 'Man, what
happened?' He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I
went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt,
and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all
night.
